So off we raced to see the Brothers Chemical. It certainly was eventful.

The Chemical Brothers
Funbongo: We arrived late after Shiraz's camel broke down and we had to hitch a ride on a blind goat.
Albert Hoxton: When we got there everyone was standing outside, something had set the firm alarm off and so they evacuated the building.
Sheik Shiraz Hoxton: Sorry about that, it was my armpits. I don’t believe in deordorant. The only health product I use is Weetabix, its great for beards.

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Funbongo: They opened with the Q-Tip blessed Galvanize and the pace didn't relent.
Albert Hoxton: Considering I misread the ticket and thought I was going to see EMO clowns 'My Chemical Romance' it was a hooray parade. Lots of 'hands in the air like you just don't care' type stuff.
Sheik Shiraz Hoxton: As part of my 'fitting in' to Western society I am going to change my name to 'MilkShake Shiraz Hoxton'.
Albert Hoxton: Milkshake brings all the boyz to the yard, la, la, la-la-la.

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Albert Hoxton: The graphics were fantastic and the lights were dazzling.
Funbongo: So was your J-LO range bling. Sadly, the late start meant an early finish for us (had to get up early for a body Wham! class). We missed 'Block Rocking Beats' and them ones with Oasis.
MilkShake Shiraz Hoxton: All those sirens, flashing lights and general boom boom crash chop wallop; I thought I was back in the caves with Binny Lado again. Those pesky Yanks.

Rating out of 9
Albert Hoxton: 7.9
Funbongo: 7.9
Milkshake Shiraz Hoxton: 12 - naaaat. I mean 7.9 as well, I-WANT-TO-FIT-IN
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