Saturday, January 26, 2008

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

The Roc Boys Doolittle

Funbongo: Jigga, Diddy, Nas, Mariah, Rick Ross, DJ Clue and a girl being sick.

Albert: ill

high quality downloads, to try before you buy
Eliza Doolittle

Monday, October 15, 2007

Peter Shambles Surprise 'Hello"

Funbongo: Still smell crack on his clothes...

Albert Hoxton:
Not Peter, you mean Andy Winehouse?

Monday, September 10, 2007

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Monday, August 20, 2007

The Only Rock Star I Like

Albert Hoxton: Better than the rest
Funbongo: You like Darren Hayes too.
Albert Hoxton: Oh yeah. Darren Hayes and Peter Doherty are Savage Baby Garden Shambles.

Darren Hayes - Me, Myself and (I) - iTunes

Sunday, August 19, 2007

You Gotta Love Westwood

Albert Hoxton: Vivienne?
Funbongo: No, Tim.
Albert Hoxton: Ah yes, the most enthusiastic man in Hip Hop...

Friday, August 17, 2007

Kanye West - Champion

Albert Hoxton:
He's alright but he's not real, Jay-Z's that deal.
Funbongo: We do still love Jay but Kanye is his 'little brother'
Albert Hoxton: OK, Kanye is hella good tu.


Sunday, August 5, 2007

Timbaland is a Scientologist

Funbongo: Timbo is getting his Minority Report Cruise shit on.
Albert Hoxton: Respect

50 and Justin to the Timberlake - She Wants it

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows leak

JK's (sadly not from Jamiroquai) last Harry Potter book has leaked over the web.

Funbongo: Not seen/read number 5 yet.
Albert Hoxton: Reading ain't for me. I heard in a public toilet that in the last book that Potter comes out the closet; Will Young is lined up to play him in the film
Funbongo: Harry is a Wario, its all about Drako Malfroy.
Albert Hoxton: Drako rules ok.

We ain't gonna spoil it/get sued by JK

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Love Stoned?

Funbongo: Professional Justin
Albert Hoxton: 23000 people there, what do you expect?
Funbongo: To be able to see!
Albert Hoxton: C'est lu tru
Funbongo: Is that Frencais?
Albert Hoxton: We. Its a tribute to the new Justice Remix of 'LoveStoned'

So.... If you go to the o2 Arena in foggy London Town don't stand, you will only see half the show.
Albert Hoxton: Could be a problem if you are going to see the 3 foot tall Prince(cess) who claims 'Sexy Never left'. Nice one Prince, pipe down fruitcake.

Saturday, July 7, 2007

Who's ya daddy? Joe Cocker?

On Wednesday night Funbongo and Albert Hoxton witnessed FutureLoveSexSounds in a Dome. Across town Ophelia Hoxton went to see Joe Cocker at the Tower of London, really? No really.

Over to you Ophelia:


So after swimming around in mud for days on end at Glastonbury I decided to be slightly more refined and go to see Joe Cocker, VIP style.

The champagne reception went down very well, as did the meal cooked by Gary Rhodes. I did try and get a photo of the food but Gary was a bit precious about it.

After being given a complimentary poncho (which I'll be taking to Glasto 2008) and a blanket, we were escorted to our seats by a Beefeater. He was really old, a bit doddery - not too unlike most of the members of the audience to be honest. One major bonus of being a VIP was the port-a-loos; no more mud soaked, piss covered toilets for Ophelia (like at home) - these were properly posh spice. Molton Brown soap and everything, even tissue paper not last thursday's Metro.

So ol' Joe came on and was just a bit lovely. He's a bit like your granddad, with a band and better clothes.


Love lifts Us Up Where We Belong
. Ophelia got so overwhelmed she nearly cried. With a Little Help From My Friends went down pretty well too.


You Can Leave Your Hat On
- the ginger haired singer nearly got very carried away and did a siptease. Luckily no-one was watching her. Also, the woman in front of me had a MASSIVE ASS and got up to dance during the last song. That was NOT PLEASANT.

Rating out of 14.6:

9.8. Joe was good fun but doesn't really float Ophelia's boat.

Joe Cocker - You Are So Beautiful To Me (iTunes Plus)