Saturday, December 30, 2006

Stupid Girls



Certainly not. Girls made most of the best music in 2006. Where other genres disappointed, Dirty Pop dominated. The Swede's (Stargate and Max Martin), Mark Ronson and Timbaland provided the guidance for the girls but they kicked it this year....



P!nk

The most under-rated singer/songwriter today. No-one knows where to put her, she has long since turned her back on her Babyface driven R&B roots. She isn't hard enough to be a full on rock chick. She is P!nk pop, delivered a classic album and the tour of the year in 2006. 'Dear Mr President' is one of the few occasions where a pop icon goes political without making you want to switch off. Sadly not used as a single but it probably would have resulted in career suicide Stateside.




'U and Ur Hand' sits nicely as a female response to the City Bankers 'Abacus' Anthem 'Gold Digger'. 'Stupid Girls' wasn't the best single but had a fantastic video. Here is the coolest performance of the year; go to 1 minute 50 Seconds



Regina Spektor



Spektor didn't deliver a classic but there is hope for that later. Her Joni Mitchell inspired songs made grown men weep (DH)

Jamelia



Nobody cared that she was back. Very sad because her album is excellent, perhaps with a couple more decent singles the British public might wake up. Jamelia is as good as anything the yanks throw at us.

Nelly Furtado



Certainly her year. She somehow managed to get away with being a loose promiscuous maneater. Two of the biggest songs of any year backed up by a strong LP.

Christina Aguilera



The curse of the double album. If this girl had any sense she would have stripped out half of the Linda Perry rubbish and only released the first CD with a few amendments. But Xtina is a brat and has no grip on reality. Harsh? No, listen to 'Thank you (dedication to Fans...)' never has anybody destroyed such as fantastic beat. Dj Premier must cry at night when he hears what she did to it. It is the worse song of 2006, so far beyond self-indulgent that it would make Michael Jackson cringe. The album shows how weird she is, the track 'F.U.S.S' (For u Scott Storch) is a diss to the washed-up producer but why is it on there? This album is the most upsetting of 2006, it has some amazing pop on the first CD and could have been a classic. Dj Premier, Mark Ronson and Kwame blessed her with wonderful production but her 'beautiful' Linda Perry mentality spoilt it.



Amy Winehouse


This was the most pleasant surprise of 2006. The ashtray mouthed drunk singer released the best soul album I can remember. Its length is perfect, short and sweet. The Ronson production is as fantastic as ever and the vocals are glorious. Well done Amy, you proved me wrong.

Beyonce

Boring live and a weak album on first listen. But, time has been kind to B-Day and on reflection it is not bad, far better than her first album. Get rid of Swizz Beatz and I will love you a lot more.


'Deja-Vu' was not well received in some quarters but for no decent reason, its a brilliant pop record; as is 'Irreplaceable'.

Ciara

The Janet Jackson killer. Good second album, dreadful interludes though.


Kelis

Mrs Jones made a solid album, even managing to get some good work from Scott Storch but really needs to get back into bed with the Neptunes




Lily

Wonderful, more please. See earlier blog below.

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