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The Roc Boys Doolittle

Funbongo: Jigga, Diddy, Nas, Mariah, Rick Ross, DJ Clue and a girl being sick.

Albert: ill

Jay-Z "Roc Boys"

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Peter Shambles Surprise 'Hello"

Funbongo: Still smell crack on his clothes...

Albert Hoxton: Not Peter, you mean Andy Winehouse?

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Spin Spin Sugar

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The Only Rock Star I Like

Albert Hoxton: Better than the rest
Funbongo: You like Darren Hayes too.
Albert Hoxton: Oh yeah. Darren Hayes and Peter Doherty are Savage Baby Garden Shambles.

Darren Hayes - Me, Myself and (I) - iTunes

You Gotta Love Westwood

Albert Hoxton: Vivienne?
Funbongo: No, Tim.
Albert Hoxton: Ah yes, the most enthusiastic man in Hip Hop...

Kanye West - Champion

Albert Hoxton: He's alright but he's not real, Jay-Z's that deal.
Funbongo: We do still love Jay but Kanye is his 'little brother'
Albert Hoxton: OK, Kanye is hella good tu.

Funbongo: BUY KANEEZY GRAUATION AND PUT FIDDIE OUT OF BUZINESS PLEASE

Timbaland is a Scientologist

Funbongo: Timbo is getting his Minority Report Cruise shit on.
Albert Hoxton: Respect

50 and Justin to the Timberlake - She Wants it

Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows leak

JK's (sadly not from Jamiroquai) last Harry Potter book has leaked over the web.

Funbongo: Not seen/read number 5 yet.
Albert Hoxton: Reading ain't for me. I heard in a public toilet that in the last book that Potter comes out the closet; Will Young is lined up to play him in the film
Funbongo: Harry is a Wario, its all about Drako Malfroy.
Albert Hoxton: Drako rules ok.




We ain't gonna spoil it/get sued by JK

Love Stoned?

Funbongo: Professional Justin
Albert Hoxton: 23000 people there, what do you expect?
Funbongo: To be able to see!
Albert Hoxton: C'est lu tru
Funbongo: Is that Frencais?
Albert Hoxton: We. Its a tribute to the new Justice Remix of 'LoveStoned'







Funbongo: So.... If you go to the o2 Arena in foggy London Town don't stand, you will only see half the show.
Albert Hoxton: Could be a problem if you are going to see the 3 foot tall Prince(cess) who claims 'Sexy Never left'. Nice one Prince, pipe down fruitcake.

Who's ya daddy? Joe Cocker?

On Wednesday night Funbongo and Albert Hoxton witnessed FutureLoveSexSounds in a Dome. Across town Ophelia Hoxton went to see Joe Cocker at the Tower of London, really? No really.

Over to you Ophelia:

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So after swimming around in mud for days on end at Glastonbury I decided to be slightly more refined and go to see Joe Cocker, VIP style.

The champagne reception went down very well, as did the meal cooked by Gary Rhodes. I did try and get a photo of the food but Gary was a bit precious about it.



After being given a complimentary poncho (which I'll be taking to Glasto 2008) and a blanket, we were escorted to our seats by a Beefeater. He was really old, a bit doddery - not too unlike most of the members of the audience to be honest. One major bonus of being a VIP was the port-a-loos; no more mud soaked, piss covered toilets for Ophelia (like at home) - these were properly posh spice. Molton Brown soap and everything, even tissue paper not last thursday's Metro.



So ol' Joe came on and was just a bit lovely. He's a bit like your granddad, with a band and better clothes.



Highlights

Love lifts Us Up Where We Belong. Ophelia got so overwhelmed she nearly cried. With a Little Help From My Friends went down pretty well too.


Lowlights

You Can Leave Your Hat On - the ginger haired singer nearly got very carried away and did a siptease. Luckily no-one was watching her. Also, the woman in front of me had a MASSIVE ASS and got up to dance during the last song. That was NOT PLEASANT.




Rating out of 14.6:

9.8. Joe was good fun but doesn't really float Ophelia's boat.

Joe Cocker - You Are So Beautiful To Me (iTunes Plus)